I know that I'm not involved or anything, but seriously, I'm so happy about the pending nuptials between two of the best friend's every vegetarian has ever had: Whole Foods and Wild Oats.
That's right - rich Whole Foods has proposed to pauper Wild Oats, who obviously gleefully accepted.
I mean, who wouldn't want to be part of the Whole Foods family with their deliciously wonderful selection and mounds of money?
Wild Oats and Whole Foods will make it official in April (shotgun wedding, much?) and I think that I speak for most steady paycheck-earning, reformed hipster vegetarians when I express my love and happiness at this joyous union.
1 comment:
This is great news.
Also, I thought you weren't going to take the Vicodin at work? How else can you explain that visual?
But still, so happy about this. I miss Wild Oats, they make gluten free chocolate chip cookies.
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