How to Be Pathetic

Take notes.

1. Sit in your office watching the rain fall on 42nd Street and listening to Mary J's "Be Without You" on internet radio.

2. Pine for the good ole days of your relationship. You know the ones - the discovery days when you're just learning who this person really is and you can't stop talking.

3. Blog about this depressing fact whilst eating a peanut butter cup cupcake from Crumbs, damn the calorie count to hell. If you're going to be miserable, you may as well be fat too.