Resolving resolutions like it's our job

So this year Super Best Friend and I decided that we were going to make our resolutions together to ensure they were seen through to completion.

For me, this meant that I needed to find and date a boy who was not a startlingly disgusting bag of douche. For Super Best Friend, this meant taking her first steps into the working world and beginning a career.

It is now January 26th.
I have successfully gone on a date with someone who is not an asshole.
Super Best Friend has landed herself a job.

I know - we resolved those things quick.

So quick in fact that we are currently coming up with Phase II of our New Year's Resolutions. If these are also completed in a month's time I'm going to start calling the phase's monthly aspirations vs. yearly resolutions.