13 December 2006

Republicans don't eat soy.

...and now we know why. Clearly, it's because soy is an active ingredient in homosexuality - among other things. It also causes breast cancer and pediatric leukemia, stunts penile growth, and causes early onset menses*.

Oh, right, and soy kills babies too. Can't forget that.

This man and people like him actually believe that soy = the devil's food. Now kids, that's not to be confused with soy sauce. Soy sauce is fine because it's been fermented. Perfectly safe. High sodium content? Psh. Sodium doesn't increase your risk of heart disease at all.

Clearly, I need to rethink my dietary choices.

EDIT: I guess I'm not the only who finds the bible-totin' retard linked above annoying - even Scientific American has posted a response in it's blog.

*for all you boys out there who got to watch Fantasia in primary school when the girls had to watch a mom make the female reproductive system out of pancakes in "I Got It!" menses = period)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So I went to this website and I think - I say I think - it's a joke. It's a joke website, right?

I mean, "Nukalert," "the state of the art personal radiation monitor and alarm"? That's a joke. Right? And "WND," that's a play on "WMD," right? The book on "should Christians be armed?"

I think these must all be spoofs on right wing stereotypes.

Because if they're not, God help us all.