Lindsay: so... elephants were definitely just walking down Main Street in Cambridge.
Christian: Elephants??
Lindsay: Yes - the circus is in town.
Christian: Ha, apparently
Lindsay: They're heading to the Garden.
Christian: But it's so cold out for the elephants!
Lindsay: They have thick skin.
Christian: Soooooooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Lindsay: Stop being a baby.
Christian: I'm just kidding. Fuck the elephants! That's what I really think, obviously.
Lindsay: No its not, you felt bad.
Christian: ….they're warm-weather mammals!!
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I'm pretty sure elephants can handle 50 degree weather. Hannibal took a battalion of them over the alps, after all.
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