You Can't Make This Up

From: IT Guy
To: Chasing Ordinary
Subject: Hi

Hi,

I hope I am not out of line, but you look like million bucks today! Not that you don’t everyday…just a little more so today. Have a good rest of today. :)

IT Guy

Celebrity Look-a-like Contest

I have a co-worker who insists that I look like Elliot from Scrubs. This is not the first time someone has told me this. Actually, I am quite frequently told I look like Elliot and/or Kirsten Dunst.

I for one, am sick of these two comparisons. Which one is it?


Kirsten Dunst?


Sarah Chalke?


...or just Lindsay?

A Conversation

Lindsay: so... elephants were definitely just walking down Main Street in Cambridge.
Christian: Elephants??
Lindsay: Yes - the circus is in town.
Christian: Ha, apparently
Lindsay: They're heading to the Garden.
Christian: But it's so cold out for the elephants!
Lindsay: They have thick skin.
Christian: Soooooooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Lindsay: Stop being a baby.
Christian: I'm just kidding. Fuck the elephants! That's what I really think, obviously.
Lindsay: No its not, you felt bad.
Christian: ….they're warm-weather mammals!!

Postsecret

I don't know about the rest of you, but I love me some postsecret.

Every Monday I come into work, grab my coffee, and stall for at least a half-hour by looking through this week's secrets. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they ring true for everyone, and sometimes... well, sometimes they give me just the kick in the ass that I need.